You didn’t think I wouldn’t give some love to the gentlemen from the Western Division, did you?
San Antonio Spurs – Tony Parker

Clearly, I’ve decided to overlook that whole “I cheated on Eva Longoria with my teammate’s wife” thing.
Utah Jazz – Raja Bell

Oklahoma City Thunder – Derek Fischer
Sorry, Kevin Durant, but Derek Fisher gets this girl’s vote.


Dallas Mavericks – Shawn Marion
OK, after the loss of JJ Barrea and Tyson Chandler, the defending champs seriously dropped in the Hot-O-Meter this season. I love me some Dirk, but can’t say he’s overly easy on the eyes. Instead my love for defense wins over…

Los Angeles Lakers – Kobe Bryant
(I hate myself…)

He just cleans up so nicely.

Denver Nuggets – Rudy Fernandez

Memphis Grizzlies – Mike Conley, Jr.
This was a close one between Rudy Gay and Mike Conley, Jr. Edge to Junior.

And last, but not least…
Los Angeles Clippers – Blake Griffin
Go right ahead and mock my choice, but I love him.

Get over it.

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