For the almost six years I have lived in Atlanta, I have told anyone who listens that fans are not educated as well as they should be.  As a life long St Louis Cardinal fan, there really is no logical explanation not to know that you wait until between innings to walk in front of someone.  So, I have come up with extensive plans how that I know will teach people the things that every good fan should know.  Until someone shells out the cash to implement this brilliance, this will be my platform!  This is the spot on my page where I will discuss everything from ballpark etiquette to balls and strikes.  If you really want to learn the game or impress your date this is the page to start.  If you don’t, there will be things I say that sound like a foreign language!  I will warn you, I am a hardass on acceptable fandom.  If you don’t know ask.  If you can’t ask, use what I call “Phyllis’ Law”, pretend you have an ounce of class and you should get by until you can!  By the way, Phyllis is my mom and devoted fan!