The guys over at the Palm Beach Post have named the Marlins home run sculpture “Longball Lagoon”. Not bad. I like it very much. It makes me think of the Mermaid Lagoon in Peter Pan.

I am not very good at making up creative and witty names, so I can’t think of anything clever to name the sculpture. I keep thinking of something like “Marlins on LSD”, but that’s not very appropriate.

Now put your creative hats on and give me your best names for the sculpture. The best one gets a pat on the back.