Well, at least this guy's goal was pretty

I’m sorry, what? I disappeared for a while?

That’s ok, right? I figured if the Blues didn’t show up to play, why should I show up to write?

Look, if you didn’t watch the game, you’ve read the recaps and commentary. If you did watch the game, I am so, so sorry to have shared that with you.

Last night I had an awful, horrendous, abysmal dream about there being a Phoenix/Kings Western Conference Finals. I’m going to go ahead and hope that doesn’t actually happen.

Because really, um, ew.

Dear Captain BaCkes, Knock some sense into yourself and your team. Do it.

Time to get this shiz done.

Hopeful sidenote: The Bruins went down 0-2 in their series against the Habs last year and LOOK HOW WELL THAT WORKED FOR THEM. *Cautious Optimism*