…a cactus? A cactus. This truly, um, unique gift would make anyone love you (after they give it that quizzical dog head tilt for about a half hour). This collectible commemorates the 2011 All-Star Game, in which the Nats’ very own Tyler Clippard got the Curly W for the NL (you’re welcome, Cardinals).
We all know what Clippard Sr. is getting for his son this year.
Here’s the best part (especially for those of you celebrating Hanukkah): this is one of four. That’s right, you can collect all four MLB statue replicas for your own enjoyment!
At 7.5 inches tall, it’s perfect to sit on your desk and show that you’re awesome, even though you have a corner office made entirely of windows. Thanks, MLB.com!