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What might happen at the NFL Combine this year?

January 21, 2015Basketball Standard

This year’s Combine takes place from February 19–25 in Indianapolis. To prepare you, here are some things that could totally happen. 1. Snow day. The entire combine will be canceled due to the Polar Vortex and teams will draft players based on the time-honored method, “closing your eyes and pointing.”

2. Players will be given bonus points for having amazing hair. It’s called marketing value, or something.

3. An actual combine will be evaluated. It will be a hey day!

4. Players will be overshadowed by the First Annual Puppy Combine.

5. Players who drink the Gatorade will turn into zombie-vampire-werewolves and everyone holding a clipboard will be annihilated.

Emily Ritter is a contributing writer for Aerys Offsides. Tweet her for more great combine ideas @ebritter2.

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