Hit the panic button everyone! Roy Halladay is broken. He will never throw another good game in his career. We better trade him now why he still has some value. Maybe, possibly, someone will pick him up off our scrap heap!
That, on top of Dr. Jimmy Rollins declared that Ryan Howard will not be back this year, and that this could be at least until the All-Star Break before we see him.
Plus we have yet to see Chase Utley this spring. He must be horrible and can never play again!
We are doomed! There is no way around it! Philadelphia should just accept that now. Move over New York M_ts, we will be fighting you for the bottom of the NL East.
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