Michal Neuvirth Reveals His Evil Plan

You’re next, Grubauer. (c/o flickr.com/bridgetds)

I think we can only draw one conclusion from this interview: Michal Neuvirth is a supervillain.

Born of envy and lack of acknowledgement, he toiled in the shadows behind other, less talented goalies:

It’s true that until now, I have never been an official number one.

Always been the bridesmaid in the Washington crease, never the bride.

He was unappreciated and ignored by his coach:

I am happy about Oates [...] because it means Dale Hunter isn’t staying.

He simply didn’t talk to us goalies at all, I think he criticized us sometimes for no reason.

Now, slowly, his competition falls away, one by one…

At first – the Russian who was always in front of me because he was drafted higher and played in the NHL sooner. It was hard to get in front of him. But in the end I played much more than he did.

Hahaha…

I was the one who advised [Vokoun] to leave for Pittsburgh.

Ahahaha…

I am really sure that I have the weakest competition (Braden Holtby) I’ve ever had. I will try to be number one goalie this season. Finally!

MUAHAHAHAHA!
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Capitals Re-Sign Mike Green, And Other News

A notable omission in GMGM’s signing frenzy (c/o: flickr.com/bridgetds)


I feel like George McPhee must be stage-dooring the Caps the way he’s getting things signed lately.

First, he locked down Filip Forsberg, whom you might remember from the draft last month. He got the standard 3-year, entry-level contract, in which he receives a severe pay raise when being called up from the AHL. As it stands he is expected to play in Leksand next season anyway.

Then he signed some guy named Matt Clackson, whom I only heard of when trawling the news archives of capitals.nhl.com. Apparently he was 8th in the AHL in PIM last season, so I confidentally expect I will never mention him again.
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Capitals Sign LW Wojtek Wolski

The Capitals have signed Wojtek Wolski to a 1 year, $600,000 deal, because apparently GMGM has started listening to me and is signing players based on how fun it will be to hear Locker try to say their name. Wolski is Polish (though he grew up in Toronto and in fact played against one of Bob McKenzie’s sons), and his name is pronounced “VOI-tek VOL-ski.” In the words of The Jam, that’s entertainment.

His career stats are 95-163-258 in 424 games, for a .608 PPG, though last year he went 4-8-12 in 31 while spending 6 games in the AHL. He scored the majority of his points in his 5 years with Colorado, before having 2 lackluster seasons where he bounced from Phoenix to the Rangers to Florida. His season highs are his first full season with the Avs (50) and his season split between the Avs and Coyotes (65). He went on to score 35 points… then 12.

That brings him to us. We got him heavily discounted (his last contract was 2 yr/$7.6 mil) and with low expectations. It looks like he’s had a monkey on his back for the last two years — resulting in his being scratched and therefore looking worse and worse. What could be the source of this scoring drought? Could he be, dare I say, enigmatic?

Wolski has been thrown around as a sort of replacement for Semin. Superficially it seems he’s not — for one thing, Semin has 408 points in a comparable number of games, as well as a $6 mil price tag — but at his very best, he could be compared with an average Sasha year (like the last two seasons). I don’t know what he needs to be great: his time with the Avalanche didn’t overlap with their awful dark years, but I’m not sure they had any spectacular talent, either.

The other best description of Wolski is as a gamble, but this isn’t perfect either. If he’s a gamble, he’s an extremely safe one. His upside is 65 points and his downside is 12, but at $600,000 if he doesn’t perform, we haven’t lost very much, and we can stash him in Hershey if things get too awful. Or maybe he’ll go absolutely bizonkers with Mojo and vindicate McPhee’s signing. According to Neil Greenberg:

For ‪#Caps‬ to get fair value for Wolski’s contract, he needs to put up 4G/5A/minus-2 in 36GP.

Which isn’t asking a whole lot. We play the Blue Jackets and the Oilers, right?

Wolski seems like he wants to turn over a new leaf, and the Caps are a pretty good team to do it with. For once he’s joined his new team at the beginning of a season, with a new coach, hoping to install a new style. He’ll be playing (or at least practicing) with an extremely high-caliber and, perhaps more importantly, offensively-oriented talent. Maybe that will be enough to kickstart his scoring touch.

Wolski in the Caps-Rags playoffs, 2011, poor dear (c/o bridgetds)

(As always, numbers from CapGeek, NHL.com, or Hockey-Reference.)

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Capitals Hire Adam Oates

"You all are skating like a bunch of skirts out there! Get a move on before I pump you full of lead!"

Adam Oates has been confirmed as the new head coach of the Washington Capitals. I think I speak for all the Caps fans (or at least the ones familiar with the franchise [insert bandwagoner joke here]) when I say, “Yeah, we saw that coming.” I personally have spent the last month or so isolating myself from much of the internet, and if you asked me for a shortlist of possible Caps coaches it would’ve consisted of Adam Oates, and, uh, could you please give me a little more time to think? (Fun fact: the avatar for my tumblr is, and has been since its inception, a picture of Adams Oates, admittedly because he is dressed as a private detective complete with trenchcoat and fedora.)

He has enjoyed a great deal of success as an assistant coach with the New Jersey Devils, in charge of the power play, and, as anyone could have suspected, he parlayed their Stanley Cup berth into a promotion.

Fan fact for nerds: Adam Oates played 1337 NHL games, making him truly one of the elite. As it were.

Fun fact for hockey fans: In those 1337 games (341-1079-1420), he played 387 for the Capitals, going 73-290-363. What bearing does this have on his ability to coach? None whatsoever.

I’m glad he has NHL coaching experience — one of the problems I suspected with Hunter was that, as an OHL coach, he was used to having a lot more control and influence on the players. Oates is used to dealing with players who are already fully or mostly formed, rather than trying to mold them to prepare them for a higher level. He also won’t have to (or at least feel like he has to) play whatever the male equivalent of “den mother” is.

Oates created a successful and (more importantly?) fun to watch, up-tempo power play in New Jersey, which is what GMGM said he was looking for — now can this translate to an entire philosophy? Again? It’s the polar opposite of Hunter’s ethos, which should make our top line (and number one pairing, for that matter) happy. And Oates was apparently looking for the job: NJ GM Lou Lamoriello gave him permission to speak to one team re: a coaching position. Now all that’s left is to see if he can get the team to buy into it, as GMGM put it.

And on a side note,Oates was also inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame.. So, not a bad day.*

*It’s your responsibility to make the “Hall and Oates” pun. I’m not going to do it.

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