When my favorite Twitter personality was “traded” to the soon-to-be Miami Marlins earlier this week, I thought it would be fitting to see what Ozzie had to say about all of this.
(Seriously, folks, Ozzie. In Miami. Zambrano could follow. @LoMoMarlins tweeting every batsh*t crazy thing Ozzie does. This could be epic.)
What say you, @OzzieGuillen?
He starts out boring. Loving Chicago, the fans, the players … YAWN …
Then he jumps to Spanish. Since I don’t know Spanish, I will attempt to translate. No need to Google. I got this, peeps.
Then Ozzie gets a bit defensive. Is it “hipocret-lol” like “hypocritical” or “hipocret LOL” like he’s laughing? Thoughts?
Then he goes all nice on us again! Pick a mood, Ozzie.
More fun with Spanish!
Then he turns into a commercial …
I’m not entirely sure if he is thanking the ground crew or just stating a fact?
And from what I’ve gathered, Miami is happy to have you. Let the fun begin!