Twitter Thursday: #DerekHollandWedding

On Jan. 2 every Texas Rangers fans’ Twitter feed was flooded with the news that our beloved Derek Holland, AKA The Dutch Oven, is getting hitched.

Honestly, I’m not sure where the news originated, but it spread like wildfire and quickly turned into a game.  The game?  Describe #DerekHollandWedding in 140 characters or less.  In true Twitter Thursday fashion, here are my favorites:





































My contribution?  @LorInBigD: The ceremony would be officiated by Will Ferrell impersonating Harry Caray. #DerekHollandWedding

Now for the important question.  How do I get invited to this shindig?  Clearly tweeting him constantly won’t work.  What would Chuck Norris do, kids?

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