Giants Recap: Hey, Remember How the Giants Won the World Series?

TGWTWS, we even have the flag to prove it. (photo: Aunti Juli/flickr)

The Giants played a baseball game in Anaheim tonight, and they lost. I don’t know what else to say, I stopped paying attention the fifth or fortieth time they showed the Scott Spiezio corner out of some sort of protective instinct on my brain’s part. Whatever. I probably avoided seeing the rally monkey.

I never want to go back to Anaheim again.

Off-day tomorrow for everyone to drink heavily/go to therapy/ritualistically burn an angel tree topper/whatever.

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Giants Recap: The Hipster-off

I don’t really know what went on before the game and during, but I assume that it was something like this.

 Nothing prepares me for a start like an avocado scramble. Good thing I packed some avocados from the outfield tree.

 Hey.

 Hey.

/awkward silence » Continue reading “Giants Recap: The Hipster-off”

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Giants Recap: Giants Offense Bails Out Hapless Matt Cain Again

Hit an XBH tonight. Cool stuff. (Photo by SD Dirk/flickr)

As I began to write this sentence, Jon Miller said “And Matt Cain gets the win on a night where he was anything but perfect!” That warmed the cockles of my black little heart, it did. Cain had nothing working for most of his five innings, alternating between hittable and wild, but he stubbornly kept throwing and mostly avoided meatballs when it counted, somehow wriggling out with only three runs. (It helped that he re-discovered his curveball later on.) And for his perseverance, he was rewarded with four perfect innings from a recently shaky bullpen, and five runs from a productive offense. It’s a Very Matt Cain Christmas.

So, you know. We were hoping for Cain to avoid the inevitable PG hangover, but a win was nice. Brandon Belt continues to impress, enough that hopefully he will soon be moved up the lineup and get on base in front of hitters more likely to drive him in. (Although, Brandon Crawford had his regularly scheduled extra base hit tonight, and that was cool.) Melky Cabrera and Ryan Theriot both had good games. Once again, this is a lineup that can score runs even when Buster and Pablo aren’t doing much of note, and that’s pretty cool. » Continue reading “Giants Recap: Giants Offense Bails Out Hapless Matt Cain Again”

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