So. I can’t entirely explain what happened today in Philadelphia. I know that Matt Cain hit a home run off of Cole Hamels. Then Cole Hamels hit a home run off of Matt Cain. And the MLB on FOX broadcast was terrible, just terrible — Sergio Romo apparently uses a changeup as his go-to out pitch and what is a slider I don’t even.

And the game was tied in the later innings. It wasn’t exactly a pitchers’ duel, contrary to what FOX announcers kept saying. I mean, it was practically a homer fest at Citizen’s Bank Park today.

So the tied game went into extra innings and. They won on a bunt single. Hit by Gregor Blanco.

Clownshoes.