After seeing this gem of a post by the folks at Jezebel.com on whether or not you should sleep with Tim Tebow, it got me and a few of the other Aerys ladies talking:
If you slept with Tim Tebow, what would be in his Jeter Basket? What would other athletes put in their Jeter Baskets? Well, this is what we came up with…
Cristiano Ronaldo (courtesy of Kayla Knapp):
- Hair gel
- Self-tanner
- Signed pair of Armani underwear
Charles Barkley:
- An IOU
- Discount for WW
Tom Brady:
- A signed pair of Uggs
- Conditioner
- A lock of hair
Sam Hurd:
- A bag of white powdery stuff
- A Mexican cellphone
Ryan Braun:
- A Braun-worn affliction t-shirt
- Herpes medication
Brett Favre:
- A camera phone
- A copy of Why Choose This Book?: How We Make Decisions
LeBron James:
- A note that says “You’re Welcome”
Michael Phelps:
- Some Subway coupons
- A gold medal
- A bong
Jose Canseco:
- Meal vouchers from Mandalay Bay
- Some poker chips
- A life size cutout of himself (without a shirt obviously)
Tiger Woods:
- A throw away cellphone
And finally…Tim Tebow:
- A Bible verse-a-day calendar
- An autographed Bible
- A note thanking you for waiting
*(For the record, according to the flow chart, I’m a DO.)
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Brady would never give a lock of his hair. It’s too selfless.
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Ryan Braun is a nice Jewish boy….I think is gift basket would include matzah ball soup.
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Or perhaps some bagels and lox?
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Chris Paul would love to leave a basket, but there are concerns that it would lead to a competitive advantage.
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Hilarious.
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Genius. Im thinking I like the Michael Phelps basket best
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You forgot “Sappy-but-poorly-spelled-text-messages” in Ronaldo’s.
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Crabs
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Megan Rapinoe’s basket better include this or I’m not returning her calls:
http://www.beautifulgear.com/2011/09/nikes-megan-rapinoe-hair-t-shirt/
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That t-shirt is AMAZING.
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Everything about this post is beautiful.
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greenpeace organization formed…
[...]practice in the spot of game[...]…
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