You know what I love?  A good, old fashioned Twitter rant.  You know the ones where an athlete jumps up on a soap box and starts preaching…and eventually just rambles on until you’re not really sure how you got there.

Enter: Adrian Peterson (@adrianpeterson).

(Everything here was tweeted in this order. Nothing was deleted.)

Well, it’s hard to read since you cut it out of the picture, but yes “100% pure American Beef” does bring A LOT of questions to mind!  Mmmm Whataburger…

Oh…

But… freedom of religion.  But… separation of church and state…

Non-believers, muslins (not to be confused with muslims) and GAYS.  Sing with me! “One of these is not like the other…”

Lesson: Don’t judge people?  Buuut it’s so hard with all those grammatical mistakes…

OK. Someone who saw “The Dictator”, please explain.  Anyone else bored?

I’m so confused.  So there wasn’t a Mayflower?

And he hasn’t tweeted since…