I can’t explain why I thought this was funny — I blame sleep deprivation — but @TheGarfoose picking on @ShopHouse10 for loving Starbucks and supposedly “Gossip Girl” throroughly entertained me Wednesday morning.

This little sampling only scratches the surface of the greatness that is @TheGarfoose, but I’ll dig a bit deeper another Thursday.

The players:

@TheGarfoose, AKA Dirk Hayhurst. Former relief pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays. Lover of the Garfoose.

@ShopHouse10, AKA Kelly Shoppach. Catcher for the Tampa Bay Rays. Lover of the ‘Bucks.

And here we go:

I thought it sounded like Shoppach sells iPhone apps.

I’m sort of amazed that @TheGarfoose knows anything about GG.

I checked. That link?  To the Gossip Girl website. Alright, GG! Let’s discuss! Do you think Georgina’s coming back? What do you think is going to happen with B and Chuck? I can’t wait to chat with y’all about the “scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite”!

Spot. On.

I can’t say I have ever seen an eye patch in a GG episode, but they really should get on that.  I know Days of Our Lives got better once they added a “patched” character.

I love a good Photoshop job. Well played, @TheGarfoose.