When my favorite Twitter personality was “traded” to the soon-to-be Miami Marlins earlier this week, I thought it would be fitting to see what Ozzie had to say about all of this.

(Seriously, folks, Ozzie. In Miami. Zambrano could follow. @LoMoMarlins tweeting every batsh*t crazy thing Ozzie does. This could be epic.)

What say you, @OzzieGuillen?

He starts out boring. Loving Chicago, the fans, the players … YAWN …

Then he jumps to Spanish.  Since I don’t know Spanish, I will attempt to translate.  No need to Google.  I got this, peeps.

“Omar … you … manager … fame … crazy … i want a pedestal … big boy life … i love you omar vizguel.” I’m sure I’m close.

Then Ozzie gets a bit defensive. Is it “hipocret-lol” like “hypocritical” or “hipocret LOL” like he’s laughing? Thoughts?

Then he goes all nice on us again!  Pick a mood, Ozzie.

More fun with Spanish!

“Luis describes the moon,” “Thank you monster, Luis for the Mercedes,” “Red Guastavo Party,” “Thank you for the Tibuberrys.”

Ozzie, I think I like you thanking people in Spanish better.

Then he turns into a commercial …

I’m not entirely sure if he is thanking the ground crew or just stating a fact?

And from what I’ve gathered, Miami is happy to have you.  Let the fun begin!