If it wasn’t obvious, one of my favorite things about Twitter is the ability to
stalk follow athletes. It’s even better when these athletes give you a play-by-play of everything going on in their lives. BECAUSE THEY ARE SO INTERESTING. The master: Chad Ochocinco.
Well, the latest trial in Ochocinco’s life has been the break in of his rental car and the theft of his wallet…and more importantly, his Gold Starbucks card. So what exactly happened?
Oh the irony of using the phrase “bull droppings” and then dropping an F-bomb.
Well, someone has poo on the mind, huh? So we’re focusing on the Starbucks card? Nothing else was stolen?
Such a good samaritan! Who is this person and how did she know this? I’m skeptical, guys.
See Twitter isn’t all bad! Guys, I’m concerned about this Starbucks card. Why would you steal that? WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
Starbucks customer service to the rescue!
Just Ocho Cinco… yep.
And…just in case you cared, Ochocinco’s taking care of the wallet-finder/possible SB card theif (seriously guys, HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE IT WAS?!)…
So what did we learn today?
- If you lose something, post about it on the Twitters and someone will magically return it to you.
- Starbucks customer service is the bomb.com.
- Ochocinco has a Starbucks problem.
I love you, Internet.