Minnesota Vikings punter Chris Kluwe’s tweets are always entertaining, whether it’s calling out the NFL with his whiteboard notes or calling out the New Orleans Bounty Hunters.  This time of year football players start to leave their off-season homes and head back to their team’s city to began off-season workouts.

On April 18th, Kluwe began his drive from California to Minnesota:

Seppuku =  Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment

(I guess his off-season in California made him forgot about the lovely snowy weather he got use to in Minnesota)

Day 2 of his wonderful drive back to Minnesota, where Kluwe encountered a bunch of excitement!

If that doesn’t make you want to go to Nebraska…. I don’t know what will! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Update: Kluwe is still at it on the road!*

Next state: good ole’ Nebraska

Driving tip #1:

Driving tip #2 (which might not apply to Kluwe, let’s hope his wife is driving!):

I will keep my eyes on TMZ for the latest on King Kong!

Oh and Kluwe, keep on doing what you’re doing…Your tweets are fabulous!