If only Canseco had been around to stop this madness...

Instead of using Twitter Thursday and Friday FAIL to discuss the crazy that occurs on Jose Canseco’s Twitter page on what seems like a daily basis, I’ve decided to chronicle that crazy.  Last night’s Twitter-plosion was especially spectacular with a billion little nuggets that remind us that steroids are bad.

It started out with his thoughts on global warming and the Titanic.  Because in Canseco’s mind, they’re related.  Let’s check it out, shall we?  (Read from the bottom up…)

That’s right, morons, global warming could’ve saved the Titanic!  I wonder if Al Gore thought of that before he died?  I’m not even going to touch that “icicles” part.

Oh, but he continued… (Again, bottom up…)

In the span of an hour, our favorite tweeter covered the Titanic, global warming/warning, HOF, Canada, and SNL.  Not many can accomplish that feat.  Let’s look further…

He goes from reprimanding (?) us for consuming energy “like it’s free” to talking abou this 2 yachts?  Sure.

Anyone else just love that Jose thinks the veterans might vote him into the HOF?  Adorable, right?  I do have a question though… If you are voted into the Canadian HOF you will “go in as a Blue Jay”?  Is there another option?  You didn’t play for the Expos, so…  Yeah.

As far as hosting SNL, I think the best way to contact Lorne Greene is through a medium, but I bet Lorne Michaels might be able to help.  I’m sure they’re related.  (Seriously, how much of a hot mess would Canseco be hosting SNL?  I’d stay up past my usual 10pm bedtime to see that cluster.)

My final question:  Which one of you clowns stole the Titanic?  I think Jose wants it back.

Hugs!

*If you haven’t joined in on the fun yet, you can follow Jose at @JoseCanseco on Twitter.  It’s so worth it.