Guys, this could be me and Jose for just $1.50/day!

It’s probably time that we check back in with our favorite Tweeter…

Since we last saw Jose, he was asking for All Star votes (let’s just forget he doesn’t play in the MLB) and pondering running for President or Governor of “New England”.  So what sort of shenanigans has he been up to since?

Deep Thoughts by Jose Canseco.

Then he goes and tries to spell “mesmerizes”.

Nice try, buddy.  Nice try.  (PS…I HATE when he uses twitlonger. Makes the graphics all dull-like.)

Jose does religion…

And is apparently still trying to get on Lady Gaga’s good side.  (REMEMBER:  500,000th follower gets to be in a 3-way with him and Gaga! Gaga was not available for comment.)

I know, global warming was sooo April 2012.  Also, should Jose be worrying about other people’s mental state when I can pretty much have a daily post about his?  Just a thought.

Yes. Common sense and math.  Exactly what I think of when I think of Jose Canseco.  Especially math.

WHAT?!  So why have you been wasting our time tweeting about global warming when we could be talking about it FACE-TO-FACE?

Guys, I’m going to start a fund to feed my Canseco addiction.  All I need is $1.50/day until the end of time.

If he calls it “The Canseco Chronicles”, my life will be complete.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! He just wants to talk…

And a poll!

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