Could Gaga be the next Mrs. Canseco?

Oh, hey, look what I found!  A Canseco Chronicle from a month ago that I never posted!  A little dated, but who cares, right?

After a brief hiatus from Twitter (and nearly killing this writer), Jose is back and cruder than ever.  Last we saw of Canseco, he was trolling the Twitters for twats, so what has he been up to since?  I’m glad you asked…

I bet it was Al Gore.  I think you pissed off the ghost of the man who intented the Internet.

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Thanks for sharing, Jose.

Yeah, sure you did.

Guys, he’s currently sitting at 472,987 followers.  There’s still time!  Wheeee!

Have you been faced with this situation?  Why would you ever have to swallow throw up ever?

Well, he has a point…