Like an annoying fly that insists on ruining your summer picnic, Kristin Cav just doesn’t know how to go away.

Alright. I’m a fair person, and I suppose I should give Kristin some credit for constantly making herself “relevant” (relevant being open to interpretation) and tweeting about “what’s happening” because that’s what Twitter is for and that’s how some people in Hollywood make money.

I feel gross now, and I’m done being nice. So, let’s get back poking fun at, “The World According to Kristin Cav.”

The reality-tv “star” took to Twitter on Monday to share her thoughts on Gisele-gate and to defend the Super Model’s “support” of her husband’s Super Bowl performance (and subsequent bashing of teammates).

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Gisele Bundchen is mad at her husband’s teammates.

The fiery Brazilian supermodel whose husband, Tom Brady, had just lost the Super Bowl, was not amused when she was getting razzed by some New York Giants fans as she was making her way through Lucas Oil Stadium last night in Indianapolis.

And because we’re in the Internet era, her response was caught on tape. Mrs. Brady didn’t yell back when a Giants fan yelled, “Eli owns your husband!” but she did say something to her friend.

 ”My husband cannot f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Gisele was most likely referring to Wes Welker and Aaron Hernandez who both dropped key passes in the waning seconds of the game. If either one of those passes were caught, we’d all more than likely be talking about the Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots this morning.

But alas, we’re not.

Don’t feel too bad for Gisele and her husband though, they get to go back to California to live in this ginormous mansion:

(With help from Aerys’ Lead Gonzaga Correspondent, Lise Green and Patriots’ Lead writer Kristen Jane…)

Like I mentioned in our Wednesday post, I’ll be cheering for the New England Patriots this Sunday.  No, I’m not a life-long Patriot fan, nor did I even watch a single one of their games this season.

I’ll freely admit that during the regular season, I spend most of my time watching the Dallas Cowboys solely so I can make fun of them (Hmm…I wonder how many friends I lost with with single statement?).  I do however, prefer the Patriots over the Giants.  Why you ask?  Well, I’ll tell you.

The Patriots are just more interesting than the Giants.

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As a Jets fan, I have been told that I am supposed to be either apathetic or extremely angry about watching the Giants and Pats face off in this year’s Super Bowl. I believe it was actually referred to various members of the national media as,“a Jets fans worst nightmare.”

Well, forget that, because if there is one thing I like, it’s football. And if there is another thing I like, it’s the Super Bowl.

(And honestly, I’ve cried all the tears I was going to cry over the Jets 8-8 season like 4 weeks ago. Okay, I didn’t actually cry. Well –maybe just a little).

Plus, I make really yummy guacamole and drink big girl beverages while enjoying the football and that, my friends, is what life is all about.

The 2007 Giants-Patriots Super Bowl – properly referred to as Super Bowl XLII – was one of the best Super Bowl’s in recent memory. Firstly, because it was an action-packed, down to the wire nail biter and secondly because the Patriots lost.

Oh, look I have given myself away. Ooops.

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Don't forget her dry cleaning!

I’m generally in the camp that imagines that Gisele Bundchen sits around eating grapes with her feet up while husband Tom Brady runs around (in a French Maid’s uniform) trying to keep her happy.

Tommy must have done something right this week, because Gisele really really wants him to achieve his dream of winning a Super Bowl. In fact, she wants it so much, she sent out an email, which Deadspin predictably got its hands on:

“My sweet friends and family,” the e-mail began. “This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .

“So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.

“Thank you for your love and support. Love, G ”

So remember everyone, Sunday is a really big day for Tom! Let’s ALL send out chain emails in support of him achieving his dream (again)!

Love him or hate him, the man has serious swag.

I mean, what other dude could make UGG boots look sexy? That takes a whole lot of (very hot) confidence.

Today, to ease you into a new week, I present Tom Brady in all of his gorgeous glory.

You may want to sit down before viewing. And remember to breathe.

Because we know that you haven’t seen ANY “Best of 2011″ lists on the Internets lately, so we at The Pulse thought we’d help fill the void.  I present to you “The Best of the Worst Fashion Choices of 2011″.

CAUTION: Some of these images can permanently  damage your vision.  You’ve been warned.

Number 10:  John Daly

Yeah, I know.  Easy target.  That’s why he’s only #10.

But this outfit from the Australian Open burned my eyes.

You needed to suffer with me.  It’s only fair.

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After seeing this gem of a post by the folks at Jezebel.com on whether or not you should sleep with Tim Tebow, it got me and a few of the other Aerys ladies talking:

If you slept with Tim Tebow, what would be in his Jeter Basket?  What would other athletes put in their Jeter Baskets?  Well, this is what we came up with…

Cristiano Ronaldo (courtesy of Kayla Knapp):

1. Hair gel
2. Self-tanner
3. Signed pair of Armani underwear

Charles Barkley:

1. An IOU
2. Discount for WW

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At long last, Tom Brady no longer wants to try to be Ashton Kutcher and cut off his famously shagtastic hair. It was so important that the good folks at The Boston Globe wrote an obituary for the locks, which is quite amusing.

Women will no longer fall head-over-heels for him because he’s just so gosh darn cute and actually pay attention to what he is: an interception maniac.

Apparently the change was in order with Brady throwing four interceptions during the first game against the Bills, wherein the Patriots lost.

Hair gone, faith restored? We’ll see.

Except for those fans who will want the new hair-do as a computer background, there may be no attention paid to this in Boston.

You can, of course, thank the Red Sox for that.

Tom Brady’s UGGs commercial (with Mos Def providing the beats) will debut during tonight’s Monday Night Football, but of course, it’s up on YouTube.

Thoughts?

http://youtu.be/jaaZ6E8daVM