Could Gaga be the next Mrs. Canseco?

Oh, hey, look what I found!  A Canseco Chronicle from a month ago that I never posted!  A little dated, but who cares, right?

After a brief hiatus from Twitter (and nearly killing this writer), Jose is back and cruder than ever.  Last we saw of Canseco, he was trolling the Twitters for twats, so what has he been up to since?  I’m glad you asked…

I bet it was Al Gore.  I think you pissed off the ghost of the man who intented the Internet.

» Continue reading “The Canseco Chronicles: Vol. VI – A Bad Romance”

What will I do without you?!

I have  terrible news, guys.  It seems Jose Canseco has deleted his Twitter account without even saying goodbye.   I thought we had something.  I demand an explanation, Jose!  I NEED CLOSURE!

» Continue reading “The Canseco Chronicles: The Worst Thing EVER”

Clearly, this is all natural...

Since we already have our Friday FAIL for the week, we’ll just place this little nugget here:

“I am very much looking forward to putting on a uniform and competing on a professional level again this year,” Canseco said in a release from the Tornadoes. “I love the game of baseball. I am particularly grateful to the Worcester Tornadoes for embracing me and having the confidence in me to help the team win.”

That’s right.  Jose Canseco has yet another job playing baseball.  I’m sure this will go well.

Now, I could go all day mocking this decision by the Tornadoes instead I’m going to take a poll:

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The fun never stops over at Jose Canseco’s Twitter page!  In today’s edition, we’ll tackle holograms, aliens, how to end an “affair”, Cuba, and the Presidency.  (You know the drill: Read from the bottom up for each tweet sequence.)

Cuba: Still not part of the USA.  Obama: Still born in the USA.  Other than that, I think things seem about right.  You have my vote!  Hugs for everyone! » Continue reading “The Canseco Chronicles: Volume II”