The season premiere of Saturday Night Live was last Saturday night (obviously). Seth MacFarlane parodies Ryan Lochte talking about the fall tv line up. Let’s have a look:
I thought Seth did a good Ryan Lochte impression but Lochte himself did not. Entertainment Weeklyreported this is what he thought of the parody:
“Well, I gotta admit that was a pretty harsh one, but it’s cool to have Seth parody me. I think he pegged me wrong, but when I heard he did a skit I knew I was in for it!”
What do you all think. Was Seth MacFarland’s Ryan Lochte impression spot on?
Looks like Tom Daley and the Great Britain dive squad wanted to get in on the video action. The team decided to lip synch to LMFAO’s “I’m Sexy And I Know It.” Take a look.
And now for some Ryan Lochte gifs. You’re welcome.
The 2012 London Olympics has a lot of ladies (and some gentlemen) focusing their undivided attention to Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps. My attention, however, has been on another swimmer.
23-year old Nathan Adrian has won two gold medals this Olympics; one in the 100m freestyle (beating favorite James Magnussen of Australia by one-hundredth of a second) and the other in the 4x100m medley relay, a race which he anchored.
So without further ado, here he is…Nathan Adrian
Not bad, right?
His celebration after winning the 100m freestyle was a memorable one. Can you blame him? It was quite the thrill that reminded us of Phelps’ last second touch in the butterfly four years ago. » Continue reading “Monday Morning Motivation: Nathan Adrian”
(I just read this article from the HuffPost that goes through Ryan Lochte’s thoughts on dating and women in general. Naturally, I decided to make up my own interview with Ryan Lochte using his quotes…often out of context.)
THESE ARE ACTUAL RYAN LOCHTE QUOTES…
Me: So, Ryan, can I call you Ryan? I’m happy you could take some time out of your busy schedule to chat a bit about your personal life. So, is there a girl friend we should know about. Oh, your mom has something to say?
RyLo’s Mom: “He goes out on one-night stands. He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
Me: Umm…Ok. Noted? That’s a weird thing for you to know. Well, uh if you weren’t so busy what would you look for in a partner?
RyLo: ”Is there decent girl out there who doesn’t lie? They all lie. They’re all evil. I just want to meet someone who is real, who is honest … who wants to love me as a person.”
It’s been a busy week with all the Penn State drama, the baseball trade deadline looming and Logan Morrison inciting a vicious breastfeeding-in-public debate on Twitter. So it was a little difficult to decide where to shift my focus for this week’s FAIL. Then I remembered that the Olympics officially kick off today, so obviously we’re going to focus on that.
And boy was it easy to find some material. Two things I learned this week:
1. Unless you want to royally piss off an entire country, try not to use the wrong flag when introducing their players…even more so if that team is North Korea and you’re using a South Korea flag.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT THE OLYMPICS. (Image via @JamesCrossan)
Needless to say, the North Korea women’s soccer team refused to take the field for over an hour after this.
2. If someone is a FOUR-TIME Olympic swimmer, there is no possible way that person can be considered “fat”. Guess that bit of information wasn’t relayed to the Australian newspaper Melbourne’s Herald Sun who posted a picture of Leisel Jones (who is representing Australia in the summer games) with the caption: ”The Olympic veteran’s figure is in stark contrast to that of 2008.”
Oh, but it didn’t stop there. THEY HAD A POLL. Yes, a poll asking whether their readers thought Jones was fat or not. Guys, if people are thinking that Olympic swimmers are fat, there is absolutely no hope for the rest of us. We may as well embrace our Wall-E futures, stock up on some potato chips and invest in a Rascal.
With the Olympics starting a little less than two weeks away, it’s only fitting we start off this Monday Morning Motivations with some members of the US Olympic swim team.
Chloe Sutton
Chloe poses in a patriotic swimsuit for a photo shoot. She will compete in the 400 Free Relay in London.
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