As a rule, I don’t go in much for blondes. But in the case of Aussie footballer Lucas Neill (who now plays for UAE Pro-League club Al Jazira), I’m willing make an exception. Here’s why:

Another fun fact: When you type in “l-u-c-a” to Google, “Lucas Neill shirtless” is one of the first few suggested aut0-completes. Here’s why:

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And a few more to get you through your Monday.

You’re welcome.