It took two seasons, but LeBron James finally made good on his promise of bringing his talents to South Beach to win some championships with the Miami Heat.

He took home Most Valuable Player honors after a performance that included 26 points, 13 assists and 11 rebounds in Game 5 of the championship series against the Oklahoma City Thunder.

What better way to start your week than a look at that MVP! I present you with LeBron!

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Now that Lebron James FINALLY has his ring, we’re going to need some more material in order to make fun of him.  Thankfully, he just loves to help us out by taking the stage with LMFAO on Thursday night.

Yes, that is a Vampire Lebron shirt that Lebron is wearing.  Judging by the look on DWade’s face, he found this just as painful as I did.

On Tuesday evening, the 2012 NBA Finals will begin with the Western Conference Champions, Oklahoma City Thunder hosting the Eastern Conference Champions, Miami Heat.  Below are pictures and information to prepare you for what could become one of the best finals in recent memory, thanks to the plenty of stars that will take the court.

Credit: Ryan Hurst

The 2012 Finals will provide an epic battle between the NBA’s MVP Lebron James and MVP runner-up Kevin Durant.

Kevin Durant won the NBA’s scoring title while averaging 28.0 points per game, which was  .9 points higher than James.

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Do you want us to feed you after we cut up your food, too?

It’s like LeBron James is actively trying to get us to make fun of him more than we already do.

An article from CBSSports.com about Mr. James’s dining out habits was brought to my attention this afternoon, and, well, it doesn’t make LBJ look to well.  Here’s what you need to know:

• He reportedly left a $10 tip on an $800 tab.
• He enjoys apple martinis.
• Apparently he’s rude to the wait staff (supposedly making a few bartenders cry).

Who knew LeBron James was starting a trend at the free throw line?

When the Charlotte Bobcat’s DeSagana Diop walked up to the free throw line on Saturday night’s game against the Washington Wizards, I think he forgot where he was supposed to aim.

Seriously, what was that?

A message from King James: Stay in school, kids.

exceptable:  fit for excepting or suitable for being excepted

except (verb): to take or leave out from a number or a whole : exclude

So, “unexceptable” would be… not fit for excluding?  I’m confused, LBJ.

Let me get this straight. These two are more likable than someone who marries Kim K?

According to a recent Nielsen and E-Poll Market Research poll, Kris Humphries has surpassed LeBron James as the most hated player in the NBA.

Are you kidding me?  Marrying and divorcing a Kardashian makes you more hated than a player who ditched his hometown and held a news conference to tell everyone where he was taking his “talents”?  Or someone who has cheated on his wife repeatedly for 10 years with over 100 women who was also charged with rape?  Yeah, that makes sense.

Honestly, yes, I’m sort of tired of hearing about Kris Humphries.  Yes, he was stupid to play along in whatever charade Kim Kardashian was attempting to deceive America with, but I mostly just feel sorry for him.  The kid is just dumb…and it’s not morally right to hate dumb.  Aren’t they suffering enough?

Oh and if you’re curious, the top 10 plays out as follows:

1. Kris Humphries (50 percent dislike)
2. LeBron James (48 percent)
3. Kobe Bryant (45 percent)
4. Tony Parker (37 percent)
5. Metta World Peace (36 percent)
6. Chris Bosh (34 percent)
7. Carmelo Anthony (27 percent)
8. Paul Pierce (25 percent)
9. Dwyane Wade (23 percent)
10. Lamar Odom (21 percent)

Tsk. Tsk.  The biggest ego-maniac on the planet and an alleged rapist/adulterer are numbers 2 and 3?  America, we need to talk.

So what did Lebron James do during the NBA lockout?  Clearly it wasn’t practicing free throws.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxf7XboLkOU&feature=youtu.be

Lebron, I could’ve done that…

With the start of the NBA season and Christmas only a few days away, I thought we could use a NBA Christmas rap video, complete with LeBron and Kobe puppets.  Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfcafAekkLs

Yeah, everything is funnier when puppets are involved.

After seeing this gem of a post by the folks at Jezebel.com on whether or not you should sleep with Tim Tebow, it got me and a few of the other Aerys ladies talking:

If you slept with Tim Tebow, what would be in his Jeter Basket?  What would other athletes put in their Jeter Baskets?  Well, this is what we came up with…

Cristiano Ronaldo (courtesy of Kayla Knapp):

1. Hair gel
2. Self-tanner
3. Signed pair of Armani underwear

Charles Barkley:

1. An IOU
2. Discount for WW

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