WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!

Seriously.  This is not hard.  Steve Nash is CLEARLY playing basketball in this picture.  The LA KINGS play hockey.  The LA Lakers play basketball.  Come on, Canada.

Oh, but there’s more…

» Continue reading “Friday FAIL: That Team In LA, “Breaking News”, And Life After Kim K”

Let me get this straight. These two are more likable than someone who marries Kim K?

According to a recent Nielsen and E-Poll Market Research poll, Kris Humphries has surpassed LeBron James as the most hated player in the NBA.

Are you kidding me?  Marrying and divorcing a Kardashian makes you more hated than a player who ditched his hometown and held a news conference to tell everyone where he was taking his “talents”?  Or someone who has cheated on his wife repeatedly for 10 years with over 100 women who was also charged with rape?  Yeah, that makes sense.

Honestly, yes, I’m sort of tired of hearing about Kris Humphries.  Yes, he was stupid to play along in whatever charade Kim Kardashian was attempting to deceive America with, but I mostly just feel sorry for him.  The kid is just dumb…and it’s not morally right to hate dumb.  Aren’t they suffering enough?

Oh and if you’re curious, the top 10 plays out as follows:

1. Kris Humphries (50 percent dislike)
2. LeBron James (48 percent)
3. Kobe Bryant (45 percent)
4. Tony Parker (37 percent)
5. Metta World Peace (36 percent)
6. Chris Bosh (34 percent)
7. Carmelo Anthony (27 percent)
8. Paul Pierce (25 percent)
9. Dwyane Wade (23 percent)
10. Lamar Odom (21 percent)

Tsk. Tsk.  The biggest ego-maniac on the planet and an alleged rapist/adulterer are numbers 2 and 3?  America, we need to talk.

…And the NBA lockout has claimed its first victim. 

Earlier this morning, TMZ reported  that Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from NBA player Kris Humpries.  The couple’s marriage lasted all of 72 days.  Can’t say I’m too surprised, but wow, 72 days?  A little over 2 months.  Impressive.  Guess that lockout lasted longer than Kim anticipated? 

Now Kris Humphries can go back to being completely irrelevent.  And we’ll be forced to endure another Kim Kardashian E! Special.  Divorce hurts everyone, folks.

The second night of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding picks up right in the middle of the Khloe-Kim battle. In the midst of their fight in Part 1, Kim said she didn’t want Khloe at the wedding.

Khloe didn’t take that lightly. Even when Kim went to Vera Wang for her second dress fitting Khloe was MIA.

During that time she went to visit Mama Kris & let her know she won’t be attending Kim’s bachelorette party in Vegas. Khloe needed Mama Kris to take over the responsibilities of the bachelorette party — meaning she needed her to go to the sex store for all the party supplies.

In the next few scenes you see Mama Kris and Bruce Jenner entering the store, with Bruce of course dressed in disguise.

How does that poor guy get roped into these things?! I mean after all, he is a gold medalist being wrapped up in the Kardashian clan drama.

While the drama continues in LA, Kim and Kris Humphries are visiting his home in Minnesota. After Kim picks apart his house decor, she helps him grocery shop and then gives a pedicure to her husband-to-be. No wonder Kris wants to marry her; opportunistic or not. Kris lets her know how much it would mean to him for Kim to change her last name to Humphries.

» Continue reading “The Kardashian Event Of The Century: Part Two”

It is one of two days we have all been waiting for — or at least I have.

The first was the day Kim Kardashian actually got married, and last night was the day we finally got to watch it.

After about five seasons of Kim searching for love, finding it, losing it, getting it back, and losing it again, she found her Prince Charming. But for me, it was not the person I was rooting for all these years. What seemed like the perfect relationship during the early years of the show, Kim and Reggie Bush just could not make the long-distance thing work, or whatever their excuse was.

And what great timing for their breakup, as Kourtney was pregnant and Khloe was marrying Lamar Odom.

In the end, Kim found her Prince Charming in Kris Humprhies, and the two were engaged after six months of dating. That may seem like a short time to some, but hey, at least it was better than 30 days — Khloe still holds the family record on that one.

So whenever there is a big moment with the Kardashian family, E! has to make a special about it. Which brings us to the event of the century. Kim’s wedding became a two-part special called  Kim’s Fairytale Wedding.

And when the Kardashians are involved, you can always expect high drama.

That’s exactly what we got. Within the first 10 minutes, Khloe and Kris Humphries were already at each other’s throats, which led to her and Kourtney questioning their future brother-in-law’s intentions. Maybe those tabloid rumors are true — Khloe thinks he sees him as a trophy wife, and since he has nothing, a divorce would give him a great life.

But maybe we should be questioning Khloe’s motives.

She decided to take it upon herself to make sure the Kardashian name was protected under the upcoming pre-nup because she wanted to protect her and Kourtney’s money. In reality, it looked like she was trying to spite everyone and protect her own identity all because she does not want to be associated with Kris.

There was a sweet moment when Scott Disick defended Kris. Who knew Scott had a soft side? But I guess when you endure that much ridicule from one family, you feel bad for anyone who comes in and gets the wrath of Khloe. Scott tried to give him advice on dealing with the Kardashian family, but he is apparently too good for Scott’s words of wisdom and can handle his own without changing his controlling, self-centered attitudes.

Let us focus on Mama Kris for a moment.

Last time I checked, your daughter getting married does not require plastic surgery. But for her, it was the perfect moment for her to cure her insecurities and fix her neck, since it was bothering her for the previous five years. As if she was not nervous enough, Khloe, Rob and Kourtney decided to tell her stories about the scariest things they saw on television to lighten the mood, much to Kris’ dismay. But never fear, her “besties” showed up just in time to give her the sympathy she thought she deserved.

For the two-hour first part, I went back and forth between hating Kris and feeling bad for him.

On the one hand, he had no boundaries with the things he said and probably crossed the line when talking with Khloe, but the poor guy was trying to fit in with a close-knit family and have a small say in his wedding planning at the same time.

I mean, the man tried so hard to help with the planning that he recommended food trucks with cheeseburgers at the reception. And Mama Kris forgot to get his family cars for the day of the ceremony.

So in case you missed the episode last night, take a look at the highlights below and what has yet to come.

Now, get your Party Kit ready and prepare for a second night of Kim’s Fairytale Wedding.  There are plenty of tension-filled events that will ensue, so sit back and relax because it is going to be cray cray. Bible!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5yRJrWwYo

Yep, Kris Humphries joined the ranks of the Kardashians (and not the other way around).

I might have something more to say on the matter soon, but for now this sums it up. Thanks, kid.

Jennifer Lopez got one. So did Justin Bieber. Did you?

J-Lo and Biebs are two of the A-listers invited to the upcoming wedding of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. RadarOnline.com reports that the other celebrity invited include Ryan Seacrest, Eva Longoria, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith.

Ours must’ve gotten lost in the mail. It’s OK, guys, I won’t ask for that $1,600 11-piece knife set* back. That’s yours to keep.

*no idea if that’s their real registry but how many couples by that name are out there in the world?