Friday FAIL: The ESPY’s Edition

Well, it’s that time of the year when ESPN likes to pat themselves on the back and hand out meaningless awards!  If you missed out on all the back-patting fun, here’s what you missed:

  • Rob Riggle should never be allowed to host anything ever again.  In fact, it’s like ESPN was mocking us by picking the douchiest host they could think of.  Mission accomplished.
  • Apparently, ESPN thinks that Albert Pujols won the World Series for the Cardinals.  I guess they forgot about that guy named David Freese…or Allen Craig…or Lance Berkman…or (Do I really need to go on?)
  • We had 2 Tebow appearances in under 30 minutes.  And in my scientific research, the final Tebow count (mentions and screed appearances) fell just under eleventy-billion.  I may have rounded up.
  • The number of “Brittney Griner is a dude” jokes on Twitter was appalling.  Absolutely appalling.   » Continue reading “Friday FAIL: The ESPY’s Edition”
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Twitter Thursday: Saints Bounty Edition

The NFL nearly caused Twitter to explode on Wednesday thanks to the Tebow is-he-isn’t he-traded and the Bounty penalties coming down on New Orleans.  Tebowmania is forever, so I’m dedicating Twitter Thursday to the Saints, and it was extra juicy!

Part 1: Warren Sapp calls Jeremy Shockey a “snitch” for “snitching” on the bounty program:


Anyway, it seems to be Sapp’s “source”  was wrong.  And anyway, isn’t Sapp snitching on the “snitch”? » Continue reading “Twitter Thursday: Saints Bounty Edition”

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