After putting up with the crazy for way longer than any of us would have, it looks like Kris Benson has finally seen the light and filed for divorce from his. . .  notorious  . .  wife, Anna.

Anna’s solution, of course, is to trash Kris in the media (by detailing his affair with another woman)  where her school-age children can read all about it!

In her Fox News interview, Anna Benson alleged that she uncovered her husband’s affair by going through his Facebook account.

“It started with sexy text messages and that kind of stuff,” said Benson, who was a featured player on the VH1 reality show “Baseball Wives.”

“[My friend and I] were very close. Her mother was my nanny during ‘Baseball Wives’ — that’s how close we were,” Benson said. “She and Kris are both denying the affair, saying it was just inappropriate talk, but there were all of these sexy messages between them. And you just don’t talk with somebody like that that you’re not having sex with.”

Happy Summer Reading, Benson children!

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Poor Lakers fans. Missing out on Chris Paul and losing Lamar Odom was bad enough.  Now comes the news that their superstar shooting guard Kobe Bryant is going through some personal issues.

It seems his wife Vanessa has finally had enough of his cheating ways and has filed for divorce. Well, it’s about damn time, girlfriend! What the hell took you so long?

According to TMZ, Vanessa filed the papers earlier today and cited the always popular “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the split.

Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ … Vanessa — who stuck by Kobe after he was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman in 2003 — decided to end the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful … again.

The soon to be former Mrs. Bryant is asking for joint custody of their two daughters, Natalia and Giana, and also according to TMZ – and this is pretty damn funny – there was no prenup, so Vanessa is entitled to half of Kobe’s massive fortune.

Oh Kobe. I think I just bruised my forehead from face palming so hard.

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…And the NBA lockout has claimed its first victim. 

Earlier this morning, TMZ reported  that Kim Kardashian is filing for divorce from NBA player Kris Humpries.  The couple’s marriage lasted all of 72 days.  Can’t say I’m too surprised, but wow, 72 days?  A little over 2 months.  Impressive.  Guess that lockout lasted longer than Kim anticipated? 

Now Kris Humphries can go back to being completely irrelevent.  And we’ll be forced to endure another Kim Kardashian E! Special.  Divorce hurts everyone, folks.