Friday FAIL: Tebow’s V-Card

Why, yes, I have my V-Card right here. Can I board now?

(OK, I’ll admit this more “WTF?” than FAIL, but whatever.  My site, my rules.)

In the wake of the Tebow to the NY Jets news, Virgin Atlantic reached out to the well known virgin and gave him an offer:  Stay a virgin and we’ll fly you free from NYC to London whenever you’d like.

Yep.  V-Card = Free flight.

Despite the obvious question of how insulting is such an offer to the quite religious Tim Tebow, I have a few more… » Continue reading “Friday FAIL: Tebow’s V-Card”

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Friday Fail: 43% Of America

(Image courtesy of flikr user denverjeffrey)

Because only making fun of people once today wasn’t enough, we bring you the afternoon edition of Friday Fail!

According to a survey conducted by the people over at Poll Position,

“43% said they believed Divine Intervention was at least partly responsible for his success.  Forty-two percent disagreed, and 14% expressed no opinion.”

43%?!  That’s nearly half of you out there! 

I’m all for thinking that a Higher Power will guide you to make good decisions and steer you on the right path if you’re willing to listen and all, but I’m pretty sure that God (or whatever you believe in) isn’t spending time on Sundays ensuring the Broncos win when Tebow’s on the field. 

 

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Tune In Tuesday: The Tim Tebow Edition

Even Barbie loves Tebowing...

These days it seems you can’t escape the “Tim Tebow” craze. Everywhere you turn he is popping up. On the cover of your Sports Illustrated… Countless segments on SportsCenter… Taking up clips during every pregame & postgame show.

As with any craze in the twenty first century, fans have turned to the internet to spread the phenonmen. It all started with “Tebowing” & now has even taken over YouTube.

Here are a few gems from the many “Tim Tebow” tributes flying around the internet.

 

**Disclaimer – These videos were not choosen based on musical talent. Consider yourself warned.**

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Rumor Alert : Is Tim Tebow dating Lindsey Vonn?

I know. I had to sit down when I heard the news, too.

It seems that the folks at Deadspin have received an anonymous email alleging that Olympic downhill skier Lindsey Vonn, who recently filed for divorce from her husband of four years, might be romantically involved with Mr. Tim Tebow.

Not only that, the tipster believes that Tebow might be…gasp!…the other man.

According to the tipster, “It seems that everyone in the ski racing world knows that Tim Tebow is the other man in the Lindsey Vonn divorce.”

But wait, there’s more:

Vonn was spotted Tebowing at a recent racing event in Beaver Creek, Colorado, in addition to viewing this past Sunday’s Broncos game from the comfort of Tebow’s private luxury box at Mile High Stadium. Oooooo.

For her part, Lindsey denies she is “dating” Tebow and took the opportunity to publicly refute the rumors in her Ski Season column for the Denver Post. She also added that she is inspired by what the Tebows Tebow and the Broncos are doing and she likes to, “believe that the impossible is possible.”

Aside from the whole breaking up a marriage thing, this could potentially be kind of cute.

But come on people, you don’t actually believe Tebow would break up a marriage do you? Then again, maybe the impossible is possible.

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