If only Canseco had been around to stop this madness...

Instead of using Twitter Thursday and Friday FAIL to discuss the crazy that occurs on Jose Canseco’s Twitter page on what seems like a daily basis, I’ve decided to chronicle that crazy.  Last night’s Twitter-plosion was especially spectacular with a billion little nuggets that remind us that steroids are bad.

It started out with his thoughts on global warming and the Titanic.  Because in Canseco’s mind, they’re related.  Let’s check it out, shall we?  (Read from the bottom up…)

That’s right, morons, global warming could’ve saved the Titanic!  I wonder if Al Gore thought of that before he died?  I’m not even going to touch that “icicles” part.

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