Wanna look this happy? Eat some pot. (Photo from Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office.)

You may know that I regularly write about the Rays for Aerys Sports. However, I don’t like to claim Elijah Dukes. He played for the Devil Rays in 2007 before moving on to Washington for the 2008 and 2009 seasons. The Nationals released him during Spring Training in 2010. With Dukes’ track record, I won’t try to pawn stories about him off on our Nationals reporter Keara Dowd. (Keara did eventually give in and write about the latest Duke incident.)

Since 2001, Dukes has been arrested dozens of times. Last February, Dukes announced he was becoming a rapper named “Fly Eli.” He also admitted to smoking pot before games. (See how well that worked out for him, kids???)

One year later, and he’s eating pot instead of just smoking it. Yep. » Continue reading ““How To Get Rid Of Evidence” By Elijah Dukes”