Need $1 Million? Just Sleep With Tebow…

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Welp, America, I think we have now officially entered into the ”crazy/creepy/obsessed” territory in our interest in New York Jet Tim Tebow’s virginity.  Seriously, things are getting out of hand.

Seems the cheaters’ website AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to anyone that can prove that she has been with Tebow, you know, like knows he won’t be flying free on Virgin Atlantic anymore.

According to the website:

AshleyMadison.com founder and CEO Noel Biderman says Tebow should embrace his status as a sex symbol. “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand. If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible. We are beyond the days where pre-marital sex has a social stigma, and it is my hope that soon we will also feel the same about infidelity. I guarantee that no man of Tim Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city (i.e. pull a Brett Favre).”

Sooo…yeah…   If you have never heard of AshleyMadison.com, I applaud you as it’s a site designed for people who want to cheat on their spouses.  Gotta love the Internet, right?

Are we really that concerned that Tebow’s not gettin’ some that we are now willing to PAY WOMEN to seduce him?  I weep for humanity.

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