I guess dating a 17-year-old girl — allegedly — wasn’t as fun as Mark Sanchez thought it was going to be because the 24-year-old quarterback for the New York Jets says he’s attracted to chronically challenged ladies now. At least that’s what he tells GQ in its September issue.

The lady he names as his crush is none other than Jennifer Aniston. Sanchez is quoted as saying, “She’s experienced,” and that her experience is what makes her attractive.

The 42-year-old Aniston is currently, according to US Weekly, trying to have a baby with Justin Therox, who is described as an actor and screenwriter.

Recently, Aniston and Therox vacationed together in Hawaii to celebrate Therox’s 40th birthday.

Who knows, maybe young Mark can get Jennifer to look his way someday soon. She has been reportedly looking for a place to live in New York and has already purchased two places in the West Village.

Wow, that must be nice. I have about $0.35 to my name and Aniston’s just buying New York City apartments like they’re pairs of shoes.

Forget Mark. Jen, dump Justin and let me live with you!