Need some autographed Yankees memorabilia?  Apparently, all you need to do is sleep with Derek Jeter.  I’m not kidding.

According to the New York Post, after hooking up with a lady, he sends them off the next morning in a cab with a basket of autographed goodies.  Way to make her feel like a prostitute, yo. 

How do we know this bit of info, you ask.  Well seems Mr. Jeter hooked up with a girl a while back and then did it again.  He apparently didn’t remember the previous encounter and sent her off with the exact same basket of goodies.  Ouch. 

I can’t decide is getting in bed with a member of the Dark Side only worth a signed baseball?  I don’t know. 

Also, dude needs a better entourage.  His is clearly not doing a good job on keeping tabs on Jeter’s various escapades.  E would never let this happen.