BFFs who probably go to lots of pool parties together.

With the “not guilty” verdict on Clemens’ perjury charges earlier this week, a lot of people – on Twitter and everywhere else - began to complain about how much money and time our government has wasted on these so-called steroid witch hunts.

I’m not really sure why people think the governement should be focusing on healthcare, the economy and other things that other people seem to think are more important than baseball and trashy gossip, but to call it a waste of time?!  Just think about what we learned during this trainwreck…

1.  Roger Clemens’ love for blonde women, oh and underage girls.  Mindy McCready (who was FIFTEEN at the time), Paulette Dean Daly, and that random bartender?  Roger, you out did yourself.

Atta boy, Roger...

Which leads me to #2…

2.  That Mindy McCready still exists.  Seriously.  After her break up with Dean Cain (wait you didn’t know she dated Dean Cain? That was only me?), the former country star pretty much fell off the map.  Thankfully, ol’ Roger Clemens and his adulterous/pedophile ways brought this tabloid queen back into our lives.

3.  That, as a society, we don’t use the word “misremember” enough.  In fact, I didn’t even know that it was a word.  Thanks, Roger.

4.  That Clemens’ wife took HGH.  Not really sure why I found this fascinating, but I did.  AND that after all that cheating she would testify that they HGH delivered to their house was only hers AND that Roger wasn’t at that Canseco pool party.  They must have one hell of a prenup…

5.  Guys, we got to talk about that infamous Jose Canseco pool party for a LONG time.  And we all know that I love nothing more than to talk about Jose Canseco.

Clearly, this was NOT a waste of time…