
Harry Potter glasses
Bittersweet…  At 12:01 am Friday, I took my son to watch what was the finale in the Harry Potter series, The Deathly Hallows Part 2.  Ups and downs, epic battles between heroes and villains, and sacrifices made for the greater good.  Sound familiar?
J.K. Rowling has cast her magic for over a decade and with this final installment she closes this chapter of Harry’s story. Â Maybe we can close out our own saga called the lockout this week as well.
“Bloody hell, it’s about time!” Â That’s what Ron Weasley would say if he were a fan of the NFL.
1) I think it’s fitting the NFL lockout will finally meet it’s doom this week. Â This wizard’s chess match will see its conclusion and we can get back to what we all love most – quiddich football. Â I predict the timeline for the next week: Agreement in principle will be made Tuesday, July 19, with the owners vote in Atlanta on July 21, and free agency starting the following about a week from that.
2) I think even though we whined like Moaning Myrtle over how long it actually took both sides to come to an agreement it’s better to get a CBA drawn up in proper order than to rush for the sake of not losing money. Â Get it right the first time around, gentlemen. Â We don’t want to revisit this ugliness again anytime soon. Â I’m hearing this new CBA should be good for the next 10 years or so depending on the opt out clauses.
3) I think I owe DeMaurice Smith an apology owl.  In what can only be called a stunning turn of events De Smith conjured up secret spell only a few outside of the Players’ executive committee knew about – Secureus lockoutis insuransum.  Maybe he possess the gift of Divination like Professor Trelawny and saw this impasse coming.  He saved the spell for a moment like this.  His flick of the wrist could have been the turning point in these negotiations.  *tips Fedora hat.
4) I think I may also owe Steven Jackson an apology. Â I got on his case earlier in the summer when he didn’t show up (despite being in town) for player organized workouts. Â He explains his absence in an interview with Bryan Burwell:
One: Just because a particular person doesn’t show up for the workouts doesn’t mean he’s bucking the system or he’s not a team player. Two: I’m a father of two now, and we have no insurance to cover us in case of an injury in those organized workouts. So I put myself in a difficult situation if I do that. And finally, I think I have earned the trust of my teammates who know I’m going to do my job.
I understand where he’s coming from, I do. Â And I don’t blame him – especially about not having the insurance. Â But there’s still a part of me wishes he could have been there to help the younger players. Â Guess that’s just the Molly Weasley nuturer in me.
5) I think it’s unfortunate the new Rams regime went and fired equipment manager Todd Hewitt. Â I’m not sure we’ll ever really find out the real reason. Â Or maybe we will since Hewitt filed an age discrimination lawsuit against the Rams. Â Will Spags’ micromanaging personality, a la Dolores Umbridge, come back to bite him in the bum this time? Â As long as the team wins these sort of things will be overlooked and reluctantly swept under the rug. Â Calling Mr. Filch!
6) I think to be fair the league shouldn’t force players serve time in the NFL detention chamber. Specifically free agents, who have had off-the-field issues with the law.  Technically, if they are not under contract with a team how can the league expect them to abide by team and league rules?  Unless there’s some general “I am a player of the NFL” contract that I’m not aware of they should be exempt.  That’s good news for you, Cedric Benson.  Ahem.
7) I think the news about the Rams new season tickets sales doubling despite the lockout is not surprising.  They are riding the Bradford Express gravy train as far as Sam’s arm and intellect will take them.  We’re all hoping that the last stop will be right to the Super Bowl and the Lombardi Trophy.  Although the TriWizard Cup is pretty bad ass, too.
.8) I think James Harrison should do the Steelers and himself a favor by installing some sort of thought filter. Â I agree with his football comments about the safety, discipline, and fines. Â And people should lend an ear. Â But the rest of the smack could have saved for a howler. Â There’s a fine line between an individual’s right to free speech and talking like an donkey rear. Â He (we) all need to remember he’s representing not only himself but his family and the Steelers organization – lockout or otherwise. Â Like it or not it’s a full time job.
9) Is anyone else wondering what’s in the beer in Northern Ireland? Â Within a 14 month span three who call N. Ireland their home have won a major PGA tournament. Â Graeme McDowell (2010 US Open), Rory McIlroy (2011 US Open), and yesterday Darren Clarke at the 2011 British Open. Â Do they have a supply of Felix Felicis somewhere???
10) And last but not least a shout out to the US Women’s National Soccer Team. Â It was one helluva ride. Â Who said drama was limited to men’s sports? Â Thank you ladies and hope you qualify for the 2012 London Olympics.
Football is near. Â I can almost smell it, can’t you?