Are times really that tough for Tom Brady?
By all accounts, the man is doing well. He’s got that super hot wife, the cute kids, the McMansion in California, the Super Bowl rings, multi-million dollar salary and various other comforts the rest of us can only vaguely aspire toward one day possessing.
So why is he making crap like this?
It’s just…come on. He’s already “revitalizing” a fuzzy boot line that, let’s be real, was designed for women. But now, he’s making ridiculous commercials for the non-furry, “manly” version of said footwear that just makes him look…ridiculous.
And that have nothing at all to do with shoes! How does the following commercial sell boots? HOW?
The tie-in to football, I get. But wouldn’t it be cooler if it were, perhaps, an actual football game, as opposed to one happening in an airport? And Brady struts out wearing his cute little UGGs and they somehow make him run super fast or evade the rush or do something interesting? See, that would be cool. And fun. And most importantly, the football-themed commercial would include a football.
THIS COMMERICAL DOES NOT EVEN INCLUDE A REAL FOOTBALL.
Perhaps UGGs are just too high-brow for me in their marketing scheme. But nothing about this commercial is appealing.
Here’s hoping males don’t feel the same way.