The fun never stops over at Jose Canseco’s Twitter page! In today’s edition, we’ll tackle holograms, aliens, how to end an “affair”, Cuba, and the Presidency. (You know the drill: Read from the bottom up for each tweet sequence.)
Cuba: Still not part of the USA. Obama: Still born in the USA. Other than that, I think things seem about right. You have my vote! Hugs for everyone!
I hate it when that happens. Hope you sent it back!
Wait. What? Ohh…
Excuse me. I… Can’t. Stop. Laughing. I’m sorry, I’d feel sorry for someone who was so harshly rejected if she weren’t trying to flirt with Jose Canseco in the first place. Standards: They are good to have.
Then he dropped a bombshell on us.
That’s right, clowns. A WEBSITE.
Canseco life lessons? Sign me up!
Did Jose finally figure out how to slap people over the Internet?
“@JoseCanseco: Hologram morons ,if tupac can be on stage I can be in your house”
Holograms! Will I need a faster processor for this?
Hold up. I thought they were in your soup?
Then Jose got a little deep on us…
Sigh. Never stop being you, Jose. Never stop.