So…behold…the new footballs being used by the Wolverines.
This is the continuation of the ratcheting up the rivalry to ten-year war levels. Woody and Bo are no doubt smiling. Of course, there are still differences between the two eras. Woody and Bo were actually very, very, very good friends. Urbs and Hoke really don’t have any previous relationship to go on. They ate ribs together that one time, but I don’t think they regularly hang out. In fact, Urban has expressed his dislike towards the dirty, rotten traitors like Hoke. Growing up in Ohio and rooting for Michigan should be illegal, frankly, unless you have a darn good reason like a relative going there or a severe head injury that renders you completely unable to read a map.
As one of the commenters so eloquently stated; their footballs aren’t made in Ohio, but half of their team is. For that matter, so was your coach. Go home, Hoke, you’re drunk! Actually, don’t go home. Stay up in AA with the other scoundrels.
P.S. I like that this rivalry is fun again.