How Houston Astros Bloggers & Fans Won The Internet

It started innocently enough last night when Houston Astros fan Steve Eisenhower (@KevinBassStache) saw White Sox fans tweeting funny movie titles about their team. Astros fans, with nothing but humor to get them through many past seasons and a handful still to come, stole it, owned it and knocked it out of the park.

By 10pm CST #AstrosMovies was trending on twitter, despite a dropping and disgruntled fan base. The Houston Astros may not have a lot of heft when it comes to payroll, but when it comes to witty fans? They’ve got it in spades. There were participants from all the major blogs – myself, The Crawfish Boxes, What the Heck, Bobby, The Houston Sports Counterplot, Climbing Tal’s Hill, and Astros County (who’s been know to start hilarious hashtags in the past of things like #MMPpromotions).

Before long MLB beat writer, Brian McTaggart, had joined in as did Mike Fast and Kevin Goldstein of the Astros. I was waiting with bated breath to see if Jeff Luhnow would join in the fun, but he proved to be the most grown up of us all. Former Astros pitcher, Chuckie Fick, tweeted his thanks for being spared from mention which instigated a flood of tweets of movie titles with his name. (Moby Fick, Fun with Fick and Jane, Fick Tracy). Hilarity has ensued.

So what were some of the best in the bunch? Here you go Astros fans….laugh away. And it’s not too late to get in on the action. The hashtag #AstrosMovies was still trending this morning.

And I can’t leave out my own….as was pointed out to me on twitter. My favorite of mine?

Terri Schlather (AGirlintheSouth) is the tortured Senior Houston Astros Writer for Aerys Sports. You can email her at agirlinthesouth@gmail.com, or follow her ridiculous ramblings on sports, vodka and the weeone on twitter @agirlinthesouth.

 

 

 

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Houston Astros: Is There An Upside To A Crappy Season?

Ladies and Gentlemen – Your 2012 Houston Astros

I am cursed. I will adore and cheer on the Houston Astros even in a season like this one. Even in a season like the one they’re sure to have in 2013, I cannot turn away. I don’t know if it’s a masochistic tendency or some bizarre sense of loyalty that my Italian heritage has instilled in me, but it’s annoying as hell this year.

Since I can’t just cheer for another team, I’ve taken to trying to find the upside. DO NOT GET ME WRONG, I am not enjoying the world’s most ridiculous losing streaks. I am not enjoying watching guys who just aren’t cooked enough to be in the majors play against men who truly belong at this level. I am not enjoying any of that.

But, like the players have got to be feeling, I can’t wallow in the horror, shame and misery every single day. It’s not good for my sleep patterns, if nothing else.

So what’s the upside of the 2012? I have a few…here you go:

  • The Astros are almost assured a #1 draft pick for 2013.
  • Odds are good that the train is leaving Minute Maid Park (I’m guessing based on the giant dumb ass sign blocking it).
  • A true rebuilding, well, deconstruction so far, is underway.
  • The minor league teams have been kicking ass and taking names. To follow along, make sure you’re reading What the Heck, Bobby.
  • Kevin Goldstein. Yes, he gets his own bullet – ask the people who were with me when I found out about this hiring. I was a teensy bit excited.
  • The new previous at bat graphic on El Grande.
  • Lucas Harrell. Certainly you don’t need an explanation for that, right?
  • Bud Norris. Again, please refer to his best-in-the-NL home ERA of 1.90.
  • Brett Wallace it seems, really CAN hit against lefties. Mystery solved. #BrettWallaceIsFree
  • Zachary Levine’s twitter account. If you haven’t been paying attention, this painful season has brought out his funny.
  • There will be baseball during the offseason, well, baseball stuff. The Astros need a new Manager after all. Look for any announcement of a new hiring to take place in the middle of the night. The front office is made up of Vampires, I swear.
  • Every now and then, when the Astros do win? It’s like they just won the World Series!

So there you have it. The straws I am grasping in order to maintain my fandom sanity. What’s keeping your chin up and your blood alcohol level from getting too high?

Terri Schlather (AGirlintheSouth) is the tortured Senior Houston Astros Writer for Aerys Sports. You can email her at agirlinthesouth@gmail.com, or follow her ridiculous ramblings on sports, vodka and the weeone on twitter @agirlinthesouth.

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