If you’d have asked me at the start of the 2012 season if the Houston Astros were social media savvy, I’d have said yes. Now, all these months later, they seem to have regressed. I can’t decide if there’s a rotating group of interns now responsible for the team’s facebook and twitter streams or if they just went and found a monkey who knew NOTHING about baseball and gave them the job.
I giggled but turned a blind eye to the post game headlines that ALWAYS listed the one highlight. Things like, “Scott Moore homers as the Astros barely lose 8-1 to the Pirates.” Yes, they were that stupid. But again, I chalked it up to a moronic intern that didn’t know any better.
Next came the promo for Legends weekend in which the Astros told us that Joe Niekro would join us for lunch….well, um…that’s nice and all, but since he’s been dead for six years, it may not be the pleasant Legends Luncheon you’re paying for, right?
Now today, it seems the baseball geniuses in the business offices of the Astros are at it again. Here’s the tweet the official @Astros account sent out just a bit ago regarding tonight’s lineup.
Yes, the #1 hitter is now called clean up according to the Astros. I. Can’t. Believe. It. For the record, I replied to the tweet and corrected them, saying that no, Justin Maxwell was batting cleanup. They still haven’t deleted the tweet or corrected themselves. It’s the three stooges show….
This organization is taking the bull by the horns on the baseball side and making some really smart decisions. Why is the business and marketing side completely falling apart? Have they let go of everyone with a brain for the business of baseball?
For the love of the baseball gods, can you PLEASE at least find an intern who knows something about baseball to run the social media posts? I can laugh at one mistake, even two, but the parade of errors makes this club MORE of a laughingstock than it was already considered.
Thanks. Because even though we’re loyal fans who still cheer for the worst team in baseball….we’re not morons.
***By the way, Happy Birthday to Alyson Footer who ran the Social Media of the Astros like a true professional. We definitely miss you.
Terri Schlather (AGirlintheSouth) is the tortured Senior Houston Astros Writer for Aerys Sports. You can email her at agirlinthesouth@gmail.com, or follow her ridiculous ramblings on sports, vodka and the weeone on twitter @agirlinthesouth.





On a bright and frightening side I now know more about baseball than the Social Media Business people at thhe Astros. I should thank them for allowing me to now be almost an expert! My daughter has now become spastic as she is reading this.
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I like SM and I know baseball…I could use a new fun job and I’m at all the games…you think they’d let me run the “official” account?
Also, I was really looking forward to lunch with Niekro!!
An error here and there is definitely excusable, but the errors flying around lately are just plain dumb and unacceptable!!
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Did you know that Altuve is just 5’5″??? Wow, what a little guy. Also, I heard that Clemens might be trying to make a comeback! So, cool! …and who are the Skeeters? …well anyway, time to go read this article I found about Brad Mills getting the axe and then off to Enron to watch Chris Snyder take the mound! Go Buffs!!!
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In fairness, it’s not like anyone is batting “clean up” for the Astros these days.
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This is true, but the guy running the twitter account should at LEAST have a basic understanding of baseball slang.
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And don’t forget the tweet that went out with the link about Delino’s 101st steal 2 weeks after the fact. They should have been talking about Lancaster being in the finals right about then, not something that happened 2 weeks prior.
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I apparently blocked that one from my mind, but I’m pretty sure I tweeted something about it at the time. Ridiculous, all around.
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Yes…things have certainly fallen apart since we lost Alyson. Good Lord!
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A thousand times, YES!!!
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