If you told us last week that Bayern Munich would have won yesterday’s Champions League match against Barcelona, we would have probably giggled and said, “I guess?” Well, looks like we’re not laughing now, the scoreline of 4-0 was proof that Barcelona might need some work. And hey, that was Messi playing at 75% so things could change but it’s going to be a climb for the Spanish team.
Now, I know you’re thinking, “Wait, that headline says Bayern Munich? Does this mean everyone??” Originally that was the idea but Mario Gomez alone would make this a cause for a double post (which is not a bad thing but maybe Mario will get his own week). So please sit back and enjoy the post…we bring you the goal scorers of yesterday’s match:
Here we have Jerome Boateng, Manuel Neur, David Alaba and destined for greatness Thomas Müller all smiles after their win.
Thomas Müller might have a sweet smile but he was definitely the one to watch with his two goals and one assist against Barcelona.
Yup, that would be one of the two goals from Müller.
I think he might just have stolen my heart (and maybe yours as well).
Of course, Thomas wasn’t the only one to get goals…no! We had Arjen Robben get one in.
Arjen must be German for “pucker up” because the 29 year old forward is giving his best kiss face here.
Let’s play a game I like to call “imagine him with less.” Trista knows this game since I constantly bring it up when a player wears underarmor without thinking of us. I know, it’s rude…Arjen, please…think of us next time! Cool?
Yes, I know I forgot to give a warning but this is Mario Gomez and if you weren’t prepared before – well, you should have been. I did say he scored a goal…oh I didn’t…well, now you know and I’m totally not sorry for any shocked gasps and stares from your co-workers.
This German born demigod is single, ladies. I believe that means we should all be purchasing airfare to Germany for the summer.
Still not sorry…oh Mario…I’m so happy you are allergic to shirts, kits and anything that covers your perfect torso.
I’m well aware we said nothing intelligent but now you all know how I felt when I was researching Bayern Munich and by research, I mean looking at photos of Mario Gomez for the last 24 hours all the while fighting a cold (which I have blamed on Trista and while we don’t even live close to one another…we did record a podcast last week so it was totally transmitted over the computer).
I will leave you this week with this wonderful gif courtesy of the always awesome KickTV!
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