Okay, I can do this. Deep breaths.

So, this week’s MWM pick is a little difficult for me. Joe Hart , the 25-year-old English keeper, is quite attractive, as you can see below. He’s 6’5″, damn good with his hands and has this cute, wholesome look. He does have a flaw though – well a flaw to me anyway. He plays for Manchester City. As a United girl, this is a bit of a conundrum. It’s not exactly cool to be attracted to the enemy!

Nevertheless, I couldn’t turn him away as a pick. I mean, just look at him. . .

Yeah, pretty damn hard not to find him attractive, right? I thought so. But playing for MCFC isn’t Joe’s only flaw. He has a couple more – ones that I could let slip by more easily. One, he apparently doesn’t mind getting a little wet and goofing off

And a problem with keeping his pants on in public… which I really don’t mind.

Apparently Joe has no problem dressing in the parking lot! Not that I really care either…

And looking pretty great in trunks and no shirt…

Eh, who am I kidding? Joe’s pretty all right, all round.

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