Just in case you were strapped to some styrofoam and launched into space like that poor monkey in Iran, a report came out yesterday that links Alex Rodriguez (and others) to performance enhancing drugs. And just like with every other time Alex Rodriguez has been linked to PED, there were rumblings last night that the Yankees were looking into ways that they could void Rodriguez’s contract.

Some people, namely Darren Rovell of ESPN/ABC, were even suggesting he commit insurance fraud in order to get it done. Yes, I’m serious.

Anyway, I came up with an idea. I created a “Good-bye” iTunes playlist that the New York Yankees could send to A-Rod, if they’re serious about this whole thing. Think of it like an old school mixtape a lovelorn person would send to their paramour. Or better yet, a mixtape someone would send the person who broke up with them.

Enjoy the playlist after the jump!

Note: I am not endorsing this idea at all. I think the reaction to yesterday’s news is over the top, hyperbolic and certain writers, okay about 99% of them, need to come down from their high horses. He didn’t commit murder. Calm down.