17-0-3: Chicago Blackhawks 3, St. Louis Blues 0

Feel better soon, Crawford. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

Feel better soon, Crawford. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

It took all of 12 seconds for the Chicago Blackhawks to score the game-winning goal against the St. Louis Blues, and it was a beauty. The pass went from Brent Seabrook, to Duncan Keith, to Marian Hossa, to Brandon Saad, who deflected the puck off of Jonathan Toews‘ skate and past Jaroslav Halak to make it 1-0.

You need to see this goal for yourself. It’s just everything good and pure about the Blackhawks right now.

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Second Balcony Breakdown: The Chicago Blackhawks Podcast Formerly Known As The Quiet Room

I'm starting to think that Patrick Sharp should just be this podcast's mascot. (Photo: Mel Boysen/flickr)

I’m starting to think that Patrick Sharp should just be our “logo.” (Photo: Mel Boysen/flickr)

Welcome to our newly-renamed podcast, Second Balcony Breakdown! Casey and I would like to thank Fork from HOCKEENIGHT for providing us with part of the name (the “Second Balcony” part). Seriously, go check out HOCKEENIGHT if you haven’t already. Just don’t click the links if you’re at work. You might get fired… or arrested.

Onto the topics, which include…

  • Last week’s Chicago Blackhawks games against the San Jose Sharks and Columbus Blue Jackets (we already had a special podcast about the game against the Vancouver Canucks, which you can listen to here)
  • Duncan Keith is a weirdo (talking about Brandon Saad‘s “big, hairy” body after the Sharks game). Check out his quotes to Brian Hedger on Hedger’s Twitter, for example.
  • Lindy Ruff, and why the Buffalo Sabres are terrible
  • Various games around the league, including the shitshow that was the Pittsburgh Penguins/Philadelphia Flyers game, the return of Luocho in the Canucks game against the Detroit Red Wings, and Evgeni Malkin‘s concussion in the Penguins’ game against the Florida Panthers
  • The NHL’s proposed realignment plan and why it’s boring (check out my post about it)
  • This week’s Line Cocktail Whoops, no Line Cocktail for this week, because we forgot. Next week’s will be a doozy to make up for this.
  • This week’s question: With Detroit possibly out of the Blackhawks’ conference next year, who will take their place as their top rival?

Click the green button below to listen. One of these days, I will sound less like I’m talking with a scarf wrapped around my face while inside a tin shed. Hopefully by next week.

Download the podcast here. (Right-click and select “Save target/link as…” to download the MP3 to your computer.)


Warmups: So I Heard Some Douchebag Is Coming Back?

Just focus on lighting them up. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

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WTF Happened?: Blackhawks 5, Sharks 3

Well, he scored a goal, finally. That’s one thing. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

I just.

I don’t.

I can’t even words?

Sorry, this game broke my ability to think coherent thoughts.

The amount of time and effort to explain just what the hell happened in the first period of the game would overwhelm me, and this is not that sort of site, so just…

Look at the following picture.

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Warmups: Who Are The Blackhawks Playing Again? …Oh, Right.

Yes, let’s focus on this guy today. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

  • The Chicago Blackhawks take on the Vancouver Canucks tonight at 9pm CT. The game will be aired on Comcast Sportsnet in Chicago.
  • Previews: NHLChicago Tribune, Second City Hockey, The Committed Indian
  • Corey Crawford will be in net for the Blackhawks, because Ray Emery‘s hip still needs oiling. (@ChrisKuc) Roberto Luongo will backstop the Canucks. It’s best if we don’t get into what’s going on in net for Vancouver. It’s not pretty. (@VanCanucks)

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4-0: Blackhawks 3, Stars 2 (OT)

The game saver and the game winner. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

The last time the Chicago Blackhawks went 4-0 to start the season, it was in 1972. (By the way, after that hot start, the Black Hawks won one more game before they went into a seven-game slump. Let’s hope history doesn’t repeat itself there, huh?) It wasn’t easy, but after Kari Lehtonen stoned them early in the game, the team found a way to solve him and get the two points.

Let’s break down what happened after the jump!

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The Best Revenge Is Living Well: Blackhawks 6, Coyotes 4

Pictured: A total badass. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

The second game of a back-to-back is never all that pretty, but at times, this looked as awful as whatever animal is hiding out under Mike Smith‘s helmet this season.

Ray Emery‘s rebound control was nonexistent until well into the third period. Duncan Keith looked like Drunken Keith, and Brent Seabrook looked like he shared the bar tab with Keith.

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Fresh Brew: Kane Returns

And is sporting a stitch mustache.

After (probably) suffering some really awful jet lag, Patrick Kane, the Chicago Blackhawks’ resident little shit, returned to practice with the rest of the team earlier today.

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Fresh Brew: Toews Tops ESPN’s “Top 25 Players Under 25″

Again. (Photo: Shay Haas/flickr)

Jonathan Toews topped ESPN’s list of the top NHL players under 25. Here’s what they had to say about the Blackhawks captain (because, unlike the rest of the article, you don’t need to register to see what they had to say about Toews):

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Blackhawks Actually Do Something, Sign Michal Rozsival

I didn’t say it was a very important signing. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

Zzz…

Whoa, wait! The Blackhawks did something during the offseason!

I mean… it’s not exactly a really great signing.

But it’s something!

Anyway, the Blackhawks signed former Coyote Michal Rozsival to a one-year, $2 million deal today. Here’s the press release from the Blackhawks:

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