Second Balcony Breakdown: Finally, We Return

COME BACK. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

COME BACK. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

So… there wasn’t a Second Balcony Breakdown last week. We explain why at the beginning of the podcast, but to sum it up: technology hated us. But now we’re back and better(?) than ever! Topics include:

  • The Anaheim Ducks-Detroit Red Wings game — mostly because Teemu Selanne got a game misconduct(!?)
  • The Chicago Blackhawks games against the Colorado Avalanche and Anaheim Ducks
  • Feeling sorry for Patrick Kane
  • Michael Frolik on the top line tonight, and why the Blackhawks can’t have nice things
  • Brenden Morrow going to the Pittsburgh Penguins, which is an excuse to laugh at the Dallas Stars
  • What the Blackhawks could give up to get Jarome Iginla
  • Other goings-on around the NHL
  • The Line Cocktail this week, which is completely accurate
  • This week’s question: Do you have any questions for us? If so, what are they? Please send us something, or else I will be forced to make up questions. No one wants this.
  • Make sure you’re following us on Twitter! Casey is @Raedances, and I’m, of course,@RunsOnDuncan.

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Warmups: Everybody’s Starry-Eyed

Mr. 400 Points (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

Mr. 400 Points (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

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So Eloquent Right Now: Chicago Blackhawks 3, Colorado Avalanche 2

This dumbass had the game-winning goal. What. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

This dumbass had the game-winning goal. What. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

The Chicago Blackhawks won against the Colorado Avalanche in regulation after trailing in the second period — the fifth time they’ve done that this season.

What.

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Fill In The Blanks: Chicago Blackhawks 5, Minnesota Wild 3

Hossa is a boss. A Bossa, if you will.

Hossa is a boss. A Bossa, if you will.

After last night’s game, Jonathan Toews said that he’s running out of words to describe the streak the Chicago Blackhawks are on.

Well, guess what, Toews? So am I!

Unfortunately for me, I’m supposed to come up with words… but I’m taking the night off. See, instead of me describing what happened in the game against the Minnesota Wild, I’m going to let you, the audience, do it using the power of Mad Libs! I’ll provide a list of words you’ll need, and then after you fill in the blanks, you can go on and read your recap.

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14-0-3: Chicago Blackhawks 2, San Jose Sharks 1

Brandon Saad is a man. (Photo: Mel Boysen/flickr)

Brandon Saad is a man. (Photo: Mel Boysen/flickr)

(This update is coming about twelve hours later than I would’ve liked, thanks to a migraine wrecking my shit for a day. Bear with me.)

Yes, the Chicago Blackhawks have broken the record for longest streak without a regulation loss in the NHL. (The previous team who held the record was the 2006-07 Anaheim Ducks. They would go on to win the Stanley Cup. No pressure or anything, Blackhawks.) One day, this streak will end, and the meatballs will scream about it to the high heavens. But let’s just enjoy it for a little bit, shall we?

Special thanks goes to the San Jose Sharks, who accounted for three of those 14 wins, including last night’s. See you next season, you teal-encrusted fishmongers.

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Warmups: Are The Blackhawks Shark Hunters Or Shark Bait?

A hastily-edited welcome to Henrik Karlsson.

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Warmups: Blackhawks Come Home

Including Mr. NHL First Star of the Week. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

  • The Chicago Blackhawks take on the Anaheim Ducks tonight at 7:30pm. The game will air on Comcast Sportsnet in Chicago.
  • Previews: NHL, Chicago TribuneThe Committed Indian, Second City Hockey
  • Corey Crawford will be in net for the Blackhawks. (@ESPNChiHawks) Viktor Fasth will backstop the Ducks. (Orange County Register)
  • Injury report: Daniel Carcillo will be out until late February at the earliest with a knee injury. For the Ducks, defenseman Cam Fowler is still on Injured Reserve with an upper-body injury. Goaltender Jonas Hiller will sit after leaving Friday’s game against the Dallas Stars with a lower-body injury. (NHL.com)
  • Sorry about the brevity of this article. I am literally running around to get out of the door for the game as I type this.

Warmups: Screw The Grammys — The Blackhawks Are On!

He should’ve been nominated for “Frolik Navidad.” (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

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Warmups: So I Heard Some Douchebag Is Coming Back?

Just focus on lighting them up. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

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Warmups: Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy…

Crawford’s going shark hunting. (Photo: Bridget Samuels/flickr)

  • The Chicago Blackhawks take on the San Jose Sharks tonight at 9:30pm CT. The game will air on Comcast Sportsnet in Chicago.
  • Previews: NHL, Sports Network, Second City Hockey, The Committed Indian
  • Corey Crawford will be in net for the Blackhawks. (@ChrisKuc) Antti Niemi will most likely backstop the Sharks, but that has not been confirmed.

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