University of Oklahoma President, David Boren is heading up a press conference giving the details of the new Big XII order. Boren went over how the 9 remaining teams in the conference have decided to remain a united front, and have agreed to a six year, equal tv rights deal (still has to pass vote). He also spoke briefly about the Pac-12 deal, stating that after several conversations, the descion to stay was best for the University and all the parties involved. He said one of the main reason with the interest in the Pac was the stability of the Big XII. With the resignation of Beebe and reauthorizing the realignment committee to select schools to add to the conference, he feels these issues will be solved.
So again, the Big XII is the little conference that could. People keep trying to kill it off, it keeps coming back to life. This time, without the bobblehead.
In the middle of all this, twitter was gold. There is a fake parody account @DanBeebe who has been Internet greatness throughout the last couple of weeks, took his last stand tonight. Shout out to the good people of SBNation for transcribing it for everyone to read in all it’s glory. CAUTION, LANGUAGE ALERT. But if you know anything about the Big XII or the history of it, this will have you cracking up.
THIS IS WHAT YOU BASTARDS WANTED AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
DANNY DID NOTHING BUT HUSTLE FOR YOU BIG 12 AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET, A FORCED RESIGNATION JUST SO OKLAHOMA WILL STOP BEING BUTTHOLES. SO LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN WELL
BAYLOR, YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LITTLE PUNK OF A SCHOOL WHO’S ONE CONGRESSMAN’S HEART ATTACK AWAY FROM BEING FORCED INTO D-II
COLORADO, I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU AT ALL
IOWA STATE, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A DRAIN ON THE CONFERENCE AND ON MY SANITY. YOU ARE WORTHLESS. EVERYONE IS FLEEING YOU.
KANSAS, IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BIG EAST BY ALL DAMN MEANS DO SO, THEY LOVE SCHOOLS WITH GOOD BASKETBALL AND NO FOOTBALL PROGRAM WHATSOEVER
KANSAS STATE YOU ARE WORSE THAN KANSAS AT EVERYTHING, LITERALLY EVERYTHING
NEBRASKA YOU WOULD BE HAPPIER IN PRESCHOOL WHERE NOBODY HAS TO REALIZE THAT THEY’RE NOT SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES THAT DESERVE CONSTANT HUGS
I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER THAN THE DAY NEBRASKA WEASELED OUT OF THE BIG 12 SO THEY COULD LET JIM DELANY TELL THEM HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE
TAYLOR MARTINEZ IS AIDS ON TWO FEET
BO PELINI HAS DEFINITELY KILLED A MAN BEFORE AND PROBABLY EATEN HIM, AND IF HE DIDN’T CARL DID
TOM OSBORNE PROBABLY DIED FIVE YEARS AGO AND NOBODY HAD THE HEART TO TELL HIM
OKLAHOMA, WHAT GALAXY DO YOU LIVE IN AND WHY CAN’T YOU GO PLAY SPORTS THERE INSTEAD. YOU ARE MORE OVERRATED THAN TAYLOR SWIFT’S AWFUL FACE
NOBODY CARES WHAT T. BOONE PICKENS HAS TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING. OKLAHOMA STATE IS KANSAS STATE BUT FURTHER SOUTH IS ALL
TEXAS TECH YOU LISTENED TO THAT HOOKER-SLAUGHTERING CRETIN CRAIG JAMES OVER MIKE LEACH AND FOR THAT I HOPE THE EARTH SWALLOWS YOUR CAMPUS
TEXAS A&M, YOU ARE NEVER WINNING A TITLE IN THE SEC, NOT EVEN ONCE, AND AT LEAST 80% OF YOUR STUDENT BODY IS WEIRD.
I MEAN TEXAS A&M STUDENTS ARE THE KIND OF WEIRD WHERE YOU DON’T LEAVE THEM IN THE SAME ROOM AS HOUSE PETS UNATTENDED.
TEXAS A&M YELL LEADERS ARE BECAUSE AGGIE IS SCARED OF WOMEN SO CONGRATULATIONS FOR BRINGING SAUDI ARABIAN CULTURE TO AMERICA YOU INBREDS.
RICK PERRY IS AN AGGIE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOW IS HE EVEN ALLOWED TO LIVE ALONE AND CUT HIS OWN MEAT MUCH LESS RUN FOR PRESIDENT
I WAS TRYING TO GO MOSTLY IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BUT I FORGOT MISSOURI. IMAGINE THAT, SOMEONE FORGETTING ABOUT MISSOURI
MISSOURI THROWS MORE PANTIES THAN THE CROWD OF 8TH GRADERS AT A JONAS BROTHERS CONCERT AND YET NOBODY EVER PICKS THEM UP
AND TEXAS. GOOD OLD TEXAS.
HEY DELOSS. FUCK TEXAS AND FUCK YOU.
I DID EVERYTHING IN MY EARTHLY POWERS TO MAKE SURE YOU WERE THE MOST WELL CARED FOR SCHOOL IN NCAA HISTORY, AND FOR WHAT
WHEN IT ALL WENT DOWN YOU WERE RIGHT THERE AT THE FRONT LINE WAITING TO ABANDON ME JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE INGRATES
OKLAHOMA AND TEXAS A&M I CAN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THEY’RE HORRIBLE LITTLE STEPCHILDREN, BUT YOU, TEXAS? YOU?
I WAS READY TO NAME MY TESTICLES HOOKEM AND HORNS FOR YOU AND MAKE “TEXAS WITH A DOLLAR SIGN” THE NEW BIG 12 REALITY. BUT IT WAS NEVER ENOUGH FOR YOU AWFUL, HORRIBLE GREEDY BRATS, WAS IT
TEXAS JUST HAD TO KEEP TAKING AND TAKING AND TAKING. I SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT LARRY SCOTT DID AND TOLD YOU TO GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC INSTEAD
I HOPE A CLOUD OF PURE DIARRHEA OPENS UP OVER DKR AND FILLS THAT PLACE TO THE BRIM DURING YOUR NEXT GAME
I DON’T EVEN WANT TO SEE BURNT ORANGE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. IT LOOKS LIKE BABY POOP
TEXAS IS GOING TO BE LONELY FOREVER AND THAT’S STILL A FATE BETTER THAN IT DESERVES
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR EYES. YOU STOLE THAT SONG FROM A CHILDRENS SONG RT @chisoxfan30: @DanBeebe the eyes of Texas are upon you. #hookem
THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPONNN YOUU… ALLLL THE LIVE LONG DAYYYYYY. YOU HAVE TO SING YOUR FIGHT SONG ALONG TO “I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD” AND YOU EXPECT ANYBODY TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE CITY OF AUSTIN DID TO DESERVE HAVING SUCH A HORRIBLE BUNCH OF HYPER-PRIVILEGED BRATS OVERTAKE IT BUT IT CAN’T BE GOOD. CAN WE NUKE AUSTIN? IS THAT APPROPRIATE? IT’S PROBABLY APPROPRIATE
I’M OUT. I’M NEVER COMMISSIONERING ANOTHER CONFERENCE EVER AGAIN. COLLEGE SPORTS ARE TO COLLEGE WHAT GENITAL WARTS ARE TO GENITALS
ENJOY YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE CONFERENCE, “BIG 12.” I HOPE YOU FAIL. I’M OUT. GOODBYE.
We will never forget you Beebe, NEVER.
Of course it does, conference realignment wants to rear it’s ugly head again now that we are quietly sitting in the college football off-season.
