Yeah, clever headline, right? Okay, we know, not really.

Stephen Piscotty's face says it all. Photo by the awesome Zach Sanderson.
Basically, after four innings, our Friday starter, Mark Appel, had given up six runs to Long Beach State’s formidable lineup. He settled down afterward and ended up going 6.2 innings in total, but he struggled out of the gate and things didn’t go too well. There were also twelve Stanford men left on base. We like to sarcastically call those LOBsters. That means they are edible. Not really. Please don’t go and put butter on our baseball team and serve them with garlic cheese biscuits.
On the bright side, Jake Stewart made a great catch in center field and Stephen Piscotty had three hits. Tyler Gaffney also impersonated Ike Davis, but that didn’t work out the way it typically does for Ike.
An awesome photo-laden recap will come from Mac later, as well as something really neato involving a boy named Elliott who pitches for us. So keep tabs on us.
OH! Announcement, too! The weather is still being mean to us, so today’s game against those dirtbaggy Dirtbags will be at 5:30 PST. If you haven’t noticed lately, Mother Nature absolutely hates us this season and apparently doesn’t want us to play, so she literally rains on our parade. We really don’t know what we’ve done wrong, so we’re thinking of scooting on up to Berkeley and making a ritual sacrifice of a really creepy-looking bear mascot. That ought to fix it, right?