Metta World Peace walks into a deli…and gets into a fight

Apparently, Metta World Peace went to a deli in LA Wednesday night. It wasn’t just your run of the mill deli stop, though. I’ll let him tell you the story, via tweets:

Seriously, you won’t believe what he’s about to say.

Oh. Okay. You got offended by something, so you destroyed his property. Seems legit.

I…what?

Not sure why him having one tooth is relevant, nor does testing food seem okay, but carry on.

You would probably know the price if you hadn’t removed all the price tags.

This keeps getting worse.

Oh, he flipped out? I can’t imagine why.

Uh, was it Miley-style twerking? Because that’s horrifying.

Wait, this story had a moral?

So, in summary: Metta World Peace went into a deli, felt inexplicably discriminated against, proceeded to vandalize the deli in front of an employee, harass said employee, then tell us all about it on Twitter.

MWP’s Twitter background is a picture of a book entitled “Metta’s Bedtime Stories.” Whether or not this story is true (and really, it’s a toss-up), he might want to leave this one out of the collection.

2 thoughts on “Metta World Peace walks into a deli…and gets into a fight

  1. Laura Schulte says:

    Who owns and iPhone 2 anymore? Come on, Metta. Time for an upgrade.

  2. juliedicaro says:

    He’s gotta be putting us on, right? But just the fact that I’m asking that question says, like. SO MUCH.

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